LEANWORLDNEWS - BREAKING NEWS: THE FIRST WORKING BIRD WINGS BUILT IN LEANLABS! Monday 14th September
See also at page 2: A kitten robs a bank, 3 cases of face laceration and 3 billion LeanDollars gone.
After days or research, the LeanLabs's team of one genius and his 666 schizophrenic personalities have finally made a breakthrough in besiege engineering.
The LeanTech™ B Class wings V1 are a major advancement in Zero G locomotion mechanisms as likes to say the personality number 3, Martin Walker.
"It was a long way to build such a thing, I remember our ideas-giver Bob, of course he's a moron in terms of engineering, partly because he's the number 665, but I must say his ideas are often the seeds of a historical achievement"
In fact, these wings have the capability to move like live-bird's wings using a complex yet simple motor using wheel power. The builders, Mrs Hopkins and Mr Wreckful, respectively number 5 and 6, wanted to make sure the next step of besiege engineering would be one for everyone. As they like to say, it is only the gate to a castle, they are already working on full steering supporting wings.
Our investigation team at LeanWorldNews, numbers from 300 to 320, wanted to know more and successfully interviewed the CEO, the number 0, aka learno.
LeanWorldNews:
Hello Mr 0, so firstly, we are surely all asking ourselves, how did you get the idea to make such wings?
0:
Well it's a long story and I have little time, but let's just say I was playing robocraft back then. And then it occurred to me that I wanted to have flapping wings! But of course it would never have happened. So when I started besiege, I had a vision of me building them. And here they are!
LeanWorldNews:
But it if was such a long time ago, why are they out only now?
0:
Simple! It needed only one thing! Zero Gravity. As the weight of the engine is too heavy and the wings offer to little lift, such a thing was impossible in vanilla besiege.
LeanWorldNews:
We also heard rumors about the V2 wings and of something called the D Class wings. Are these real?
0:
I see Mr 250's team has failed to cover the facts. Well I can't hide it, we are indeed working on the V2 wings that will be bigger and will allow faster movement, and the support of full-steering wings. The gyros are only a mere temporary solution. But I cannot be so open about the D Class wings. I'd hate to give our dear men and women hollow hopes. I'll just tell you that it's something much bigger.
LeanWorldNews:
Thank you for you time, master 0.
0:
But of course, after all you only exist because I want you to MAUAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA
The wings support easy driving thanks to their fully automated mechanism.
And as you can see, it's hard to believe otherwise!
Up to go forward.
Left / Right to roll Left / Right
Right Shift / Ctrl to pitch Up / Down
And to remove any further skepticism, here are some pictures taken by our reporter BowlBarrel BagStart, number 319.
And if you still doubt the very existence of this engineering marvel, here is the LeanLab's official download link!
http://www.besiegedownloads.com/machine.php?id=21991
Also available on the Steam Worshop!
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfile.../?id=518265724
Attached Files
See also at page 2: A kitten robs a bank, 3 cases of face laceration and 3 billion LeanDollars gone.
After days or research, the LeanLabs's team of one genius and his 666 schizophrenic personalities have finally made a breakthrough in besiege engineering.
The LeanTech™ B Class wings V1 are a major advancement in Zero G locomotion mechanisms as likes to say the personality number 3, Martin Walker.
"It was a long way to build such a thing, I remember our ideas-giver Bob, of course he's a moron in terms of engineering, partly because he's the number 665, but I must say his ideas are often the seeds of a historical achievement"
In fact, these wings have the capability to move like live-bird's wings using a complex yet simple motor using wheel power. The builders, Mrs Hopkins and Mr Wreckful, respectively number 5 and 6, wanted to make sure the next step of besiege engineering would be one for everyone. As they like to say, it is only the gate to a castle, they are already working on full steering supporting wings.
Our investigation team at LeanWorldNews, numbers from 300 to 320, wanted to know more and successfully interviewed the CEO, the number 0, aka learno.
LeanWorldNews:
Hello Mr 0, so firstly, we are surely all asking ourselves, how did you get the idea to make such wings?
0:
Well it's a long story and I have little time, but let's just say I was playing robocraft back then. And then it occurred to me that I wanted to have flapping wings! But of course it would never have happened. So when I started besiege, I had a vision of me building them. And here they are!
LeanWorldNews:
But it if was such a long time ago, why are they out only now?
0:
Simple! It needed only one thing! Zero Gravity. As the weight of the engine is too heavy and the wings offer to little lift, such a thing was impossible in vanilla besiege.
LeanWorldNews:
We also heard rumors about the V2 wings and of something called the D Class wings. Are these real?
0:
I see Mr 250's team has failed to cover the facts. Well I can't hide it, we are indeed working on the V2 wings that will be bigger and will allow faster movement, and the support of full-steering wings. The gyros are only a mere temporary solution. But I cannot be so open about the D Class wings. I'd hate to give our dear men and women hollow hopes. I'll just tell you that it's something much bigger.
LeanWorldNews:
Thank you for you time, master 0.
0:
But of course, after all you only exist because I want you to MAUAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA
The wings support easy driving thanks to their fully automated mechanism.
And as you can see, it's hard to believe otherwise!
Up to go forward.
Left / Right to roll Left / Right
Right Shift / Ctrl to pitch Up / Down
And to remove any further skepticism, here are some pictures taken by our reporter BowlBarrel BagStart, number 319.
And if you still doubt the very existence of this engineering marvel, here is the LeanLab's official download link!
http://www.besiegedownloads.com/machine.php?id=21991
Also available on the Steam Worshop!
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfile.../?id=518265724
Attached Files
