1001 Best things to do around Besiege, Now with less Troll

#46
TekmastR

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and you believed everything i said so easly!

PROBLEM TekmastR?
 
#49
241. Have no idea what a banner is
242. Feel ashamed of yourself for not participating well in the Besiege Community
243. Cry that you can't make a machine that can pick up one soldier
244. Realize that displayter had been such an annoying user all this time and realize that he commented on my channel and made rude comments indirectly
245. Seriously get back to making more lists
246. Try to figure out by yourself how to make spoilers in posts
247. Find yourself making lists very irrelevant to Besiege
 
#50
248. Wait for Unity 5
249. Recreate the entire Harry Potter series with sheep for the actors.
250. Place 250 pistons together and see what happens
251. Place 250 pistons together, drag a knight on top, and see what happens.
252. Stop reading this list, nothing insightful down there.
 
#52
254. Make your own banner.
255. Drop your machine on a castle.
256. Ignore the fact that there are duplicate posts.
257. Build the same part of a machine four times and then blow it up in frustration because you don't have mods.
258. Install mods because you don't have long to use them.
259. Wait for update 0.12 while you build explosive machines.
260. Redo you banner.
261. Make a list of things to do around Besiege and post it here.
262. Make sure you've stopped at an even number.
263. Try making a plane and fail, then load it with bombs and drive it into the castle.
264. Make something that spins around in a mesmerizing way.
265. spend hours looking that the spinning.
266. Make a machine that uses peasants to stabilize it then run over some knights because they aren't doing their job.
 
#55
269.Pixelart your own banner
270.Try to stop the spin of the kung fu spinning top thing
271.Fail
272.Make it your nemesis
273.Mix all your creations in one go
274.Crash your computer because there is so many
275.Start them one by one instead
276.Realize you cant destroy it
277.*Kung fu throws fire ball back at you*
277.Crash
279.Realize there is 2 277's
280.Download No bounds mod
281.Make your computer go boom
282.Try to make a kung fu robot like FrizB
283.Make a ugly robot that can barely blance
284.Burn it
285.Rip it apart
 
#58
Wouldn't work. Draegast doesn't really read the controls, just scans them real quick and tries to find them out in-game (like most people do).
 
#59
Man.
Reading all this pile of mess I wrote years ago makes me want to travel back in time and give myself that snicker I REALLY needed because I'm sure I was hungry as heck.
Again, I'm sorry for that mess
 
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#60
288. Return to this forum after two years, just to check how everythings looking
289. Be surprised by none other than displayter. as you see his apoligy

I hope everyone who sees this has at least as much fun with this game and the community surrounding it as I did.
 
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