1001 Best things to do around Besiege, Now with less Troll

#1
Okay, the last forum was crowded, i mean to crowded but not to worry
This is the "fresh start" you've been waiting for weeks

Let's set up the basic rules to make it more neat
  1. Next post has to contribute to the list, otherwise, just make it as a comment
  2. No Disrespecting other user, (looking at you displayer)
  3. Unless it's in sarcasm then you may make fun of someone else
  4. No Racist, Sexist, Bigot, Fascist remark
  5. Put your self promotion (number 41) in the comment section
So here's the list (coloured stuff in the list is mended of other user's banner colour, white mean they don't use banner)

1. Take control of the duke's freighters with a parasitic machine
2. Build a HoverCraft
3. Customize your profile picture with a personal banner
4. Suggest a water level in the forum
5. Complain about people who suggest water level
6. Complain about people who complain about people who suggest water level, wait what??
7. Pester the Community manager to hire​ modders
8. Lift the knights in the fodder with zero gravity and deactivate the zero-g a few seconds later for a fun visuals
9. Build a machines over 300 blocks and complain about the lag then blame the game's engine

10. Compare Besiege to KSP even though neither of these is completely related
11. Build something awesome, make and post a video about it, then keep the .bsg file to yourself.
12. Post a machine without even as much as an image included.
13. Make 3 or more entries to a challenge.
14. Place whatever you built inside of the smasher in the sandbox, start the animation, slow down time, then feast your eyes.
15. Install a mod incorrectly, then proceed to complain about it not working.
16. Build a machine that requires mods to work properly. Make it your precious little secret.
17. Start a suggestion thread. Watch it turn into a battle over religious beliefs.
18. Fail to understand the physics of this game.
19. Build something that requires invincible mode. Imply it can complete every single level.
20. Build a very cool machine and email it to the youtubers and upload everywhere after photo edits, vid etc, then realise you forgot to save the machine.
21: Spam bombs within a single block
22. Spam everything within a single block
23.Make a 300 block machine that maneuvers more poorly than a newbie's skateboard and launches a grenade 10 ft.

24. Design a beautiful flying machine, start simulation and 9/10 times it explodes upon starting.
25. Make a boat. Realize there is no water.
26. Attach propellers to boat so it doesn't seem like a waste of time.
27. refer to point 24 in terms of the boat.
28. Try to rebuild a Core-Tank
29. Realize that your tank looks a lot like the Juggernaut because you studied it to much
30. Launch it and be embarrassed because it doesn't work nearly as well as you thought
31. Give up on trying to make it work after you spent 2 hours on it

32. Play multiplayer with a friend
33. Make a spider-tank
34. Build a human shaped tank thing
35. Post a video featuring someones mod

36. Post another video featuring someones mod
37. Build an over-complex and under-powered steam helicopter that usually disintegrates before it gets off the ground. And if it doesn't, disintegrates soon after. And if it doesn't do that, veers off out of control and crashes (I'd not got around to actually installing flight controls). And if it doesn't do that, self-extinguishes, and plummets downwards spraying water...
38. put cannons inside each other and watch it fly
39: Click the boat-easter-egg

40: Enter the monthly challenge
41: Shameless self-promotion
42. Make a sheep lawnmower
43. Try to use it in zone 22 "Farmer Gascoigne" and get taken apart by the farmers
44. Cras-[Besiege_has encountered_an_ unexpected _ problem]
45. Use ITR's no-bounds mod and try to make a ballast have minus weight
46. Use 44 to rip apart space time

47. Build something that you think doesn't require mods, only to realize it does.
48. Build a machine to carry the knights around with.

49. Turn said machine into a torture device.
50. Try to move your machine but forget to take out the grid and end up in a place far away from the map.
51. Try to make a building and crashing besiege once the simulation is started because your computer can't handle it.
52. Try being peaceful with the peasants and end up making a torture device.
53. Watch tons of besiege videos to get inspiration and open besiege only to make the same ugly car that you always build.
54. Use that ugly car to kill the peasants on the sandbox level for the 8650273th time.
55. try to move that ugly car and end up repeating number 50.
56. running out of idea's for a list of 101 fun things to do around besiege.
57. Repeat number 1 to number 49 to feel happy again.
58. Do the chicken challenge.

59. Number 41.
60. Try to play Besiege during office hours and while the boss is not around.
61. Try to miserably beg for your job when caught playing Besiege during office hours.
62. Start looking for a rehab for Besiege addicts.
63. Make a list of 1001 fun things to do around Besiege
64. Play with the game muted because sheep make you want to pour acid in your ear canals
65. Spend dozens of hours building a mech thats pretty good at being a mech and nothing else.
66. Cringe as some youtuber fumbles around with it after reading the directions for 30 seconds
67. Spend hours operating your machine as you build/test it ...then wonder why people say its kinda hard to use.
68. Hear on the interwebs that core88 is a girl....wonder what she looks like
69. Send terrible private messages to forum spammers
70. Feel self important enough to post teasers for your machines
71. Yearn for praise from fellow besiegers when you post a machine

72. Have someone post a machine over yours in a sub-forum right after you post yours ...immediately begin thinking of legit sounding reasons to bump your post
73:create a block
74:have that block incredibly boring
75:kill all the spammers with FIRE
76. Post a machine with very misleading controls to draegast to screw with him
77. Make another star wars x-wing replica
78. Make a huge platform that drops down and blankets all of the sandbox
79. Make a mod called mod maker
80. Waste a fun thing to do just to get closer to no. 101 without trying to think of something
81. Create the terminator in beseige
82. Make a computing machine (the simplest possible , but can still calculate something .
83. Pixelart!
84. Spam the workshop with swaski signs
85. Impersonate a developer in as many besiege fan sites as possible
86. Make the death star, or any planet-like machine of destruction
87. Make WMDs and hide them from the government
88. Make a peasant abductor
89. Try to get as much airtime as possible with my clumsy warhammer prototype v1
90. Download every machine in the workshop
91. Attempt to slice the core block in half
92. Claim to everyone that the avengers helicarrier was your creation
93. Make a besiege toaster
94. Make me tea while you're at it
95. Simulate all of your machines at 200% speed
96. Make a UCAV that can destroy every single scout balloon in scouts of tolbrynd
97. Beat tolbrynd with any of your own machines
98. Complain that this list is long
99. Make big versions of blocks using the smaller versions of that block
100. Pause for suspense
101. Get a life.

102. Make a list of 1001 fun things to do in besiege
103: Read the wiki for DS2 And BB easter egg
104: Repeatedly ask if anyone knows about #103 easter egg around reddit
105: Help this guy with the wiki ( seriously guys i've been spending like more time in the wiki than actually playing the game )
106: Prank Calls the guy who offers asian abortion pills
107: Learn modding with spaar then get bored the next 15 minutes
108: Tries to make mod without following spaar's guide
109: Failed miserably, proceed to steal source code and assets from other mod
110: Don't know what the cluck is *Insert Random Command Here*
111: Brought book about C++ in bookstore, read it all day
112: Realise the mod loader uses C# , doesn't even know the difference
113: Ironically deprecating own's caffeine addiction

114. Begin a discussion with yourself about either playing besiege or ksp and end up not playing any.
115. Try recreating ksp in besiege.
116. Fight to survive the people arguing about ksp and besiege being completely different thinking they are reavealing the truth even tough everybody already knows that.
117. Making a machine and someone says it's mediocre you then start a giant research to find out why he said that. You then find out that your machine only works on your computer because it is a crappy computer and things don't work properly in it.
118. Brainstorm ideas
119. Having the same idea as someone else but he/she posts is first and get all the attention.
120. Be jealous
121. Regret being jealous for a such a simple thing.
122. Having a great idea.

123. repeating 119 to 122
124:make a walker
125:make that walker turn
126:have that walker look like a animal
127 Build a catapult
128 Build a catapult that can hurl the previous catapult
129 Build a rock crawler that can climb the mountains in "The Dukes Plea",
130 Upload your creations to the forum
131 Habitually check the forums to see if anyone noticed your creations
132 Build a bomb that can wipe out all the knights in "The queens fodder"
133 Feel ashamed and horrified when you succeed.
134: Watch Pewdiepie trying to solve zone 20 while controlling your patience at the same time
135: Exchanging flames with someone on terra-tech forum
136: Ponder a little about how the mechanics has substantially Improved in Tolbrynd
137: Realised ITR just changed the title, have to take responsibility to the next level
138: Complain that the forum doesn't accept tolbrynd as a real word
139: Make a steam review of besiege that include S*x jokes
140: Regret google image searching besiege
141: Changed profile picture with personal banner after seeing someone with a coo' dragon banner, created a trend by accident

142: Realised besiege most famous machine is a Hitler Gassing machine,
143: S
econd most famous is a D-joke machine (the more you know)
144 : Try making a bridge in scouts of Tolbrynd
145 : Watch it break
146 : Turn on invincible mode, watch it fly into the distance

147 : Turn off your computer and walk away
148. Come back motivated by the Shia Laboeuf video and make a bridge between the 4 freighters in The Duke's dear freighters
149. Watch the freighters break
150. Give up
151. Give up again

152. Spend the rest of your life fanboying over Shia LaBeouf
153. Watch videos;
154. Try to build stuff as good as
;
155. Realize you suck at building;
156. Rage quit;
​157. Watch another
video;
158. Repeat.
159. Suggest a challenge to the monthly challenge (pls do)
160. Create logic gates
161. Create a Perpetual Motion machine
162. Re-create an IRL physics experiment.

163. Stalk the youtube "besiege mods" search for new videos
164. Have nothing left To do and wait for another abortion pill spam to appear.
165. Relise Displayers biggest brother is such really annoying ***** and relis your luck because you dont have an annoying brother such as mine
165a: Be patient with this kid^ in the forum
165b. EXTERMINATE displayter.
165c. or leave them be
165d. I don't get you displayter
166. Build twin towers and destroy them using a plane
167. Accuse duke for doing this
168. Kill knights

169. Steal their goods
169a. No this guy again
169b. You don't joke about things as serious as that
169c. 9/11 was a disaster, and using it as a joke will never be funny.
170: Start a war by pillaging an innocent villager's cottage
171: Destroy and entire regiment of the royal army
172: Steal two hunks of 50 tons raw iron boulder, cause that makes so much sense
173: Desecrate a monument of the royalty symbol
174: Slaughter an entire flocks of annoying sheep
​175: Ride through a destroyed bridge and fall down, rather than going around it
176: Destroy and Burn an entire kingdom ignoring the innocent peasant
177: Start another holocaust by invading another island
178: Demand golds as a pledging and proceed to invade them anyway
179: Pops some weather balloons
180: March through a field of brainwashed exploding rams, rather than going around it
181: Steal 10 tons artefact from a religious cult
182: Raid someone else's farm
183: Level an entire village
184: Siege trough an entire brigade of combat-trained elite soldiers
185: Pass trough a valley with volatile weather, rather than going around it

186.spam for quick "level up" "like builder "levels up"to engineer"
187.NOT ignore religious spam that displayer does like 99.999999%of the time on 1001 arabian knights
188.relise@[/COLOR][B][URL="http://forum.spiderlinggames.co.uk[/email][/email][/email]/member/3112-tekmastr"][COLOR=#000000]TekmastR[/COLOR][/URL][/B][COLOR=#000000] is is convincing [/COLOR][COLOR=#000000] to spam religious stuff on 1001 arabian knights
[email]189.distroy@[/COLOR][B][URL="http://forum.spiderlinggames.co.uk[/email][/email][/email]/member/3112-tekmastr"][COLOR=#000000]TekmastR[/COLOR][/URL][COLOR=#000000] (laughs really hard)for good [/COLOR][/B]
[COLOR=#000000]190.relise 165.doesnt do any thing with besiege
191.distroy brother with a besiege creation
192.live a happy life
193.riun this topic and keep laughing while typing (trolling)
194.make @Spirit Of Nature's Patience run out
195.keep trolling and spreading posts to make @[/COLOR][B][URL="http://forum.spiderlinggames.co.uk/member/25-itr"][COLOR=#000000]ITR[/COLOR][/URL][COLOR=#000000]'s [/COLOR][/B][COLOR=#000000]Patience run out[/COLOR]
[COLOR=#00ff66]196. tell displayter invest in autocorrect, or typing class[/COLOR]
[COLOR=#00FFFF]197. Give your favourite machine a femine name
198. Have fun with god powers
199. Upload a machine that work for outdated mods only (this happen eventually)
200. Make a big crane, palms are sweaty
201. Make a bipedal mech, knees are weak
202. Make a quadruped mech, arms are heavy[/COLOR]
[COLOR=#00FFFF]203. Make a Tank, moms spaghetti[/COLOR]
[COLOR=#00ff66]204. Complain on how small wheels are useful only for making shopping carts that go in the wrong direction all the time[/COLOR]
[COLOR=#000000]205.keep joking while [/COLOR][COLOR=#00ff66]@[/COLOR][B][URL="http://forum.spiderlinggames.co.uk/member/3112-tekmastr"][COLOR=#00ff66]TekmastR[/COLOR][/URL][COLOR=#000080]@ITR[/COLOR][/B][COLOR=#00FFFF]@[/COLOR][B][URL="http://forum.spiderlinggames.co.uk/member/2531-spirit-of-nature"][COLOR=#00FFFF]Spirit Of Nature[/COLOR][/URL][/B][COLOR=#000000] think Displayter is insane and crazy and not normal even though he gets epic grades at school because he doesn't act like that in school
206.get a banner for god sake
207.know how to use photoshop any get a god damn banner[/COLOR]
[COLOR=#000000]208.download photoshop on mac[/COLOR]
[COLOR=#000080]208a. btw, I have infinite of patience, you can't really troll me :p[/COLOR]
[COLOR=#4B0082]208b. Just stop spam posting please![/COLOR]
[COLOR=#000000]209. [/COLOR][COLOR=#000000]USER WAS BANNED FOR: General Toxicity[/COLOR] [INDENT][COLOR=#FF8C00]209a Is it bad if I say finally?[/COLOR]
209b ^Here, lemme do that for you. FINALLY.
[COLOR=#A9A9A9]209c am I the only one feeling kinda bad about him being banned?[/COLOR]
[COLOR=#B22222]209d I blame his parents for not leash-walking him enough to burn off all that excess energy.[/COLOR]
[COLOR=#000080]209e There goes @ITR's Infinite Patience[/COLOR][/INDENT] [COLOR=#B22222]210. Enjoy displayter's newfound "banned" status.[/COLOR]
[COLOR=#B22222]211. Place bets on whether or not he makes another account.[/COLOR]
[COLOR=#00FFFF]212Now that the twerp is gone lets continue this thread[/COLOR]
[COLOR=#00FFFF]213. Feature besiege in your steam profile
214. Wildly imagine the infinite potential of besiege
215. Spend hours figuring out how to add stages
216. Draw a fanart of besiege (did anyone ever done this?)[/COLOR]
[COLOR=#00FFFF]217. CRY INTERNALLY after knowing that my guide is deleted[/COLOR]
[COLOR=#000000]218. HERE I RETURN AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/COLOR]
[COLOR=#000000]219. AND FOR WHAT REASON YOU REPROT ME ANYWAY??!!
220. I HOPE I DONT GET BANNED AGAIN (for god sake please don't I'm gonna stop joking if you want to)[/COLOR]
[COLOR=#000000]221. SAY WELCOME BACK TO Displayter. HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
222. please don't ban me again....[/COLOR]
[COLOR=#000000]223.stare at the banned status of old account and read the banned for general toxicity again[/COLOR] [INDENT][COLOR=#00FFFF]223a. you could at least apologise to Tekmaster, ITR, and ME instead of squeaking[/COLOR]
[COLOR=#000000]223b. I know your trolling me and acting like you don't know what i mean but you do...[/COLOR]
[COLOR=#00FF66]223c. Christ what a disaster he has become. It's like banning him made him worse.[/COLOR][/INDENT] [COLOR=#FF8C00]211: Sigh as you see displayters new account[/COLOR]
[COLOR=#FF8C00]212: Sigh again as you see how boring his new account name is[/COLOR]
[COLOR=#00FFFF]213: Give Displayer 2# warning from his toxicity
214: Pretend that never happen[/COLOR]
[COLOR=#00ffff]215: Point out inappropriate language in Displayer 2# profile pics[/COLOR]
[COLOR=#00ffff]216: (Narration) At this point displayer got another warning from the community manager, then he apologised for it
217: Have a Fresh New Start[/COLOR]
 

ITR

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Staff member
#2
Why not use the main-color of their profile pic if it's not a banner?
 
#4
218. Make 100 screenshot of the game and admire them.
219. {try to } Recreate the Duke's Frighter irl ( someone actually made it lol) .
220. Find the old forum of Besiege.
221. Be one of the oldest users and still have the peasant rank xD
222. Make an Alpha game version library with all the current versions of Besiege on your disc
 
#7
76. Post a machine with very misleading controls to draegast to screw with him
77. Make another star wars x-wing replica
78. Make a huge platform that drops down and blankets all of the sandbox
79. Make a mod called mod maker
80. Waste a fun thing to do just to get closer to no. 101 without trying to think of something
81. Create the terminator in beseige
82. Make a computing machine (the simplest possible , but can still calculate something .
83. Pixelart!
84. Spam the workshop with swaski signs
85. Impersonate a developer in as many besiege fan sites as possible
86. Make the death star, or any planet-like machine of destruction
87. Make WMDs and hide them from the government
88. Make a peasant abductor
89. Try to get as much airtime as possible with my clumsy warhammer prototype v1
90. Download every machine in the workshop
91. Attempt to slice the core block in half
92. Claim to everyone that the avengers helicarrier was your creation
93. Make a besiege toaster
94. Make me tea while you're at it
95. Simulate all of your machines at 200% speed
96. Make a UCAV that can destroy every single scout balloon in scouts of tolbrynd
97. Beat tolbrynd with any of your own machines
98. Complain that this list is long
99. Make big versions of blocks using the smaller versions of that block
100. Pause for suspense
101. Get a life.

102. Make a list of 1001 fun things to do in besiege

I forgot that this was me.
 

Shade

Active Member
#9
223. Changing NpcNames to your country local names including you and your friends.
224. Realizing you dies so many times, so you no longer include your name.
225. Building a fastest vehicle possible.
226. Realizing your fast vehicles used too many blocks and lag. Time scale reduced, not fast anymore.
227. Trying to records video of your machine with complex mechanism no-number-of-screenshot-will-enough-to-show-it.
228. It's become so slow, video runs at 0.7 fps
229. Creating link of SavedMachines on your Dropbox folder, so everytime you save a machine Dropbox automatically upload it as a backup.
230. Realizing that it eat too much RAM and your Besiege crash rate multiplied by three.
231. Creating a good-on-paper reloading mechanism.
232. Baffled that each simulations has different outcome.
 
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